Nudist

Well, we have been sitting tight with all these fires popping up around San Diego and haven’t been going/doing a whole lot. We are familiar with how quickly you need to be ready to evacuate in a quick moment. Justin decided to work today and San Diego has canceled all school today… so it’s just Haydan and I for the day.

I woke up this morning at a wonderful hour, 8:30am, it was amazing! Haydan was actually still sleeping so I decided to sit and lay on the couch and do my daily FB snooping. Nothing juicy to report…just in case you were wondering.

Haydan woke up at about 9:00am and came out to me… naked… again.

I looked at her questioningly…’Good morning….Why are you naked?’

I’m hungry, can I have some breakfast?’

I hopped right on that and gave her the regular 5000 options for breakfast. She asked (per the usual) if candy would be an acceptable option this morning. ‘Uhm, no, same answer as it is everyday… ‘Nope’ I told her.

She sat down with her organic ‘pop tart’ wannabe and I felt this to be a good time to ask her about her nudist tendencies.

Me: ‘Haydan, why are you always without clothes?’

Haydan: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Well at home, 99% of the time you are naked.”

Haydan: “Mom, you said I should be who I want to be and our home is a private place– I want to be naked in my house”

Me: “Is there any particular reason for this?”

Haydan: “Yes, I like to feel the breeze on my bottom”

Me: “Fair Enough”

Just as this conversation was coming to an end, a commercial popped up on the TV screen (I had been watching the news about all the fires) and it was an ad for some ‘body contouring’ device for ‘targeting fat removal’ or some bullshit way to hide your muffin top or whatever– and as the commercial is coming to an end, the lady says: ‘You can have the slim, tone, SEXY, body you’ve always wanted!’ Haydan turns to the screen, puts her hands on her hips and strikes a ‘womanly’ pose and shouts to the TV: ‘I ALREADY GOT MY SEXY, THANK YOU!’

OMG.

Thankfully Justin is gone for work so he wasn’t around for this one. He is just NOT cool with her nudist ways and her ‘grown woman’ attitude. He thinks it weird and strange and just doesn’t get it. I remind him that he married a ‘weird & strange’ woman and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. When I remind him of that, he shakes his head in disbelief… I think its a painful reminder of the fact he married a lunatic and now has a tiny little lunatic to hang out with for the rest of his life too… or at least the next 18 years… 😉

Poor Justin–Stuck with these two NUTS!!!

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