Well, as it would turn out, Pablo Escobar apparently has a sibling. We found this guy on our doorstep before dinner last night- tired, hungry, and a bit
We brought him in the home, fed him, and immediately and he told us his journey to come find his brother from another mother, Pablo Escobar. He said that he’d seen Pablo on Facebook and that it looks as though Pablo is living the life.
I asked him what his name was, and apparently his shitty mom didn’t give him a name. So, for right now, we are calling him Tony Montana.
While I am always open for houseguests, I tried to tell Tony that we just don’t have space for another permanent T-Rex. I told him we recently just acquired a dolphin, so another larger-than-life animal was just out of the question; unfortunately, we lack the space. I thought about bunk beds, but Justin put the kibosh on that. Tony Montana shed a few dinosaur tears, but I guaranteed him that I knew some people who might be willing to look after him, likely permanently.
So, Tony Montana is healthy, and contrary to his name, he does NOT have a cocaine problem, he has had all of his dinosaur vaccinations, we gave him a bath so he is shiny and clean, and he has a very kind heart. He even offered to sleep on the front porch last night, but I told him that he could crash on the couch.
We will cover all dinosaur shipping charges. He even comes with the shirt you see him in. We would never mail you a naked dinosaur. That’s just mean. Who wants to meet their new parents naked—wait, a lot of people do….but that’s beside the point.
So, we are looking for a family to adopt Tony Montana (you are free to change his name–just make sure you let him know) and you MUST keep us updated on his status. We need to know how he is doing in school, what his dreams and aspirations are, if he wants to go to college, etc. We would love to see pictures of how Tony is doing, that he is enjoying life, going on cruises to Alaska, etc. Otherwise, we will call DPS (Dinosaur Protective Services) on you.
So, if you think you would make an excellent parent for Pablo Escobar’s brother, Tony Montana, please leave me a comment and let me know why Tony would make an excellent addition to your family. Barb and I will put you through a screening process (telepathically–we can tell if you are a good dinosaur owner just by looking at your profile picture) and select new parents for Tony since we cannot add another animal to our gang.
So, leave us a comment here on Facebook, and we will choose one lucky family to inherit a new dinosaur family member!
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