Life's a little weird..

but the laughs are endless.


Halloween Costumes Can Kiss My Ass

Haydan has been really adamant that I dress up along side her this year for Halloween. The typical ‘I’m scary enough on my own’ hasn’t been cutting it.   I decided to venture out into the foreign land, Party City, to hunt for an adult costume to wear along side my ‘Monster High’ Haydan. Navigating my way to the back of the… Read more →

Strawberry Shortcake

I am an ‘all or nothing’ type of person. A lot of days I spend the entire day in the same outfit I woke up in. No bra, even. Unless I was too lazy to take it off the night before, then it’s just an added bonus because I wake up wearing one the next day. If I do decide… Read more →

Hot dog stand

My Family is Leaving Me for a Hot Dog Stand…

I love Thursday nights. They are my favorite night for so many reasons. Haydan takes a gymnastics class once a week on Thursdays and it has become Haydan & Justin’s little ‘date night’. They go to gymnastics and then out for a bite to eat and I get to sit at home…alone. It is fantastic. They are normally home by… Read more →


My Dog Needs Obamacare

I have two dogs–they are both morons. Well, I take that back. Madden is a moron. He weighs about 6lbs and I think he was just born with a really small brain. I mean, it really makes sense if you think about it. He just doesn’t understand life. Brody is a year older than Madden and he is the smart… Read more →